Humanae
Vitae
I
ran across an anecdote in the Saturnalia of Macrobius that was weirdly apropos
of contemporary controversies—I knew there had to be some reason I was reading
this ancient monument to terminal pedantry. Anyhow, the story runs like this.
The daughter of Marcus Popilius had a pretty bad reputation. When somebody
tried to make a point by asking her why the females of other animals only
sought a mate when they wanted to get pregnant, she replied “that’s because
they are animals.”
And
here’s the application:
The
old debate about the function of the female orgasm flared up recently. The
scientific interest in the question revolves around its implications for
evolutionary theory, specifically, the issue of whether every character of an
organism should be seen as an adaptation or, at a minimum, whether biologists
should always presume that every character is adaptive until proven wrong.
Although the dispute is much older, its recent salience dates back to an
influential paper “The Spandrels of San Marco and the Panglossian Paradigm” by
Steven Jay Gould and Richard Lewontin, which argued that many features of
living organisms are the side effects of other characters that are adaptive and
only become adaptive themselves, if they ever do, after the fact. Actual
spandrels, the spaces between two arches or an arch and its rectangular frame,
came to be used as decorated surfaces in churches and other buildings; but the
buildings weren’t designed to create such surfaces. Analogously, some features
of organisms aren’t selected for, but are simply consequences of features that
are selected; and, if they end up serving some purpose after the fact, they
are, to use the jargon, exaptations rather than adaptations. In many cases,
however, they are about as useful as tits on a boar pig.
The
strictly scientific question is whether the female orgasm is a spandrel—“a
fantastic bonus”—or is there some reason that natural selection might account
for its (sporadic) occurrence in human women? The debate is extremely
interesting and involves some central issues of the philosophy of science. It
has certainly provided an opportunity for creative hypothesis creation on the
part of the panadoptationists who invoke sperm suck-up and other equally
ingenious or far fetched functions for the orgasm. My interest here is not
scientific, however. I wonder what are the non-scientific, perhaps even
unconscious reasons, that account for why people either readily accept or
noisily reject the fantastic-bonus account of female organism.
I
may be speculating at a sperm-suck up level to suggest this, but it seems to me
that a lot of people don’t like the spandrel version because for them the legitimacy
of enjoying sex needs the blessing of natural selection, which serves in this
instance as a substitute for a moral legislator. Long before Spinoza, people
sometimes referred to God as Nature; and Nature (with a capital N) is still
imagined in a theological way even though natural selection (with a small n) is
not a teleological principle but an explanation of why a teleological principle
is unnecessary. On the other side, some people probably like the spandrel
version because they don’t deify nature and are perfectly happy if the female
orgasm is a $20 bill they found on the sidewalk. From this point of view, it is
profoundly human to make something meaningful out of what doesn’t mean anything
at all in itself. The human thing
is a city that floats in the clouds.
Another
application: When Sandra Fluke
testified in favor of covering birth control in health insurance, she brought
down a really remarkable storm of slander and libel on her head. Although the
level of civility may have differed between the spokesmen of the Catholic
church and Rush Limbaugh, the rationale of Fluke’s critics was identical:
contraception is always dubious because the function of sex, at least for
women, is reproduction. The economic argument against Fluke was not central, though
the Conservatives did falsely claim that Fluke wanted the government to pay for
contraception. For them, to enjoy sex while frustrating its natural purpose is
perverse even if you’re paying for your own birth control pills. To allow such
things to be part of your health insurance is a public endorsement of
fundamental immorality.
In
fact, Nature has no purposes and lays down no laws. To understand the world
rightly, it is even more necessary to be an atheist about Nature than about
God. We cooked up all our customs and rules, so that a sex-negative morality is
quite as artificial as a sex-positive one. The difference is simply that an
ethic that eschews pleasure, equality, and sociability is rather unintelligent.
The
Existentialists sometimes made this point in a misleading way. It is perfectly
true that our inheritance from that careless mother, evolution, strongly
constrains our choices, just as the physical properties of marble and paint
constrain the artist. As the bricoleurs of our own desires, we tinker with the
bits and pieces we find in ourselves. Since these biological raw materials
developed under the influence of natural selection, they often have a
continuing tendency to improve our general fitness. Nevertheless, “Thou shalt
maximize the number of thy viable offspring!” is no less arbitrary a
commandment as “Thou shall have no other Gods but me!” In any case, the exemplary product of
radical human freedom is not the individual and stupid act of a Raskalnikov,
but the intelligent and cooperative creation of a civilization. Sartrean cheap thrill aside, we aren’t
condemned to freedom. We won the lottery on that one.
We
also drastically underestimate the possibilities. When people talk about human
freedom, they sometimes seem to imply that individual choice is only about the
selection of means because we have no control over the ends. We want what we
want. With Christmas coming up, however, you’d think that at least the
philosophers who are parents would notice how much time they spend teaching
their children how to identify their own desires. You have to learn how to want
and not just what you want for lunch. Self-fashioning is as much or more about
selecting and elaborating goals as picking out the route to your objective; and
this is especially true in terms of our sexual selves.
Perhaps the deepest
objection that traditional religionists have to non-procreative sex is that it
exemplifies a dimension of freedom that people, especially female people, are
not supposed to have.* What makes free female sexuality particularly
threatening is that women can use it to modulate their relationship with men.
The polemicists rant about hookup culture, but the scarier outcome is the
emergence of a much more egalitarian and stable form of marriage that is
prevalent among well-educated folks, at least in the blue states.
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*Thomas
Laqueur made a similar point about self love in his book Solitary Sex: a Cultural History of Masturbation—according to
Laqueur, what upset the moralists was not so much the prospect of biological
decadence and hairy palms as the interior liberty opened up by sexual fantasy.
There just isn’t any way to censor the programming that appears on the thinking
man’s television.