The Motivation of the Device or Jokes I’m not Mean Enough to Tell
Freud thought of wit as an excuse for the expression of sexual or aggressive thoughts and that’s surely often true. For me, however, the reverse also takes place. I come up with a clever cutting remark, but there’s nobody around to launch it against, at least anybody I want to wound that much. The French talk about l'esprit de l'escalie, a perfect comeback that you come up with too late; but you can also think up the comeback before the insult and suffer the fate of a born counterpuncher matched with a Quaker. I’ve kept some lines in reserve for decades, but the occasion never arrives or I’m not angry enough to attack or both. It’s frustrating.
I’m cleaning out my files, so I’m leaving these bits out like discarded furniture. If you have the requisite malicious intent and the time is right, feel free to use any or all of the following.
She used to have an hourglass figure, but you could see that time was running out.
If that’s his trophy wife, he must have come in third.
If you think that drinking 8 glasses of water a day will make you healthier, you’re just diluting yourself.
My parents fought constantly. It was a mixed marriage. Different genders.